"ThinkGeek's in space. Space. Spaaace!"
And then I open it to see that they are selling inflatable Space Personality Cores.
I know I'm not the only one obsessed with the Space Core (wanna go to space) from Portal 2 (need to be in space), but I do think I'm, possibly, a little too fond of the Space Core (I'm the best as space).
To the point that I have a history of Facebook arguments that completely center around defending the Space Core (spell it S-P-ace. Space) as a presidential candidate.
No worries, dear human readers, I didn't officially vote for the Space Core (So much space. Need to see it all.) but I did vote for the candidate that best supports the Space Core's interests (Dad, are you space?).
In conclusion: Inflatable Space Cores for Christmas for EVERYONE!
(Except you. You get Wheatley.)